Things I Called a Man Last Night

– Cupcake noodle puff
– my sheep’s wool dumpling patty
– Mr. Wumple Buns
– Widdle Poodlebreath
– Son of Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film
– Mr. Bubblegum Cheesecake
– Señor Sassy Pantalones
– Mr. Matching Dresser Set
– Sugar Coated Trufflefart
– Jewel Encrusted Bidet
– Mr. Silent-But-Deadly
– Sir Confused-by-the-Premise
– All He Wanted Was For Everything To Be About Him by Fallout Boy

For the original context and more unsettling pet names,  check out this thread on my Facebook wall.